paint story

Today I attempted to do something I've never done before: paint! After many hours of research online and on the phone with my sister, and a few hours spent at Lowe's picking out the perfect colors and supplies, I set out to paint the living room. I had absolutely no idea what I was getting myself into. Pretty sure I hate painting. Yup, HATE it. I figured that out within the first 5 minutes. The roller is the most annoying tool, sucking up all the paint and producing nothing on the walls. Then I broke the roller handle. I must have been pushing too hard, trying to get the paint to show up! Had to go back to Lowe's for another handle, and another gallon of paint (I could tell the paint I had would not last for 4 walls and the ceiling of this seemingly huge room). Back to business... I diligently painted primer on all 4 walls, then I stopped to check on my kitten who was locked in a bedroom away from the paint... or so I thought. I found Sami, wheezing away, fullblown asthma attack to the paint fumes (crap!) Off we went to find a afterhours vet. Success! There happens to be one just 10 minutes from the house! Dropped her off at the vet for some O2, etc. She was in good hands recovering, so I left her there to recover and went back home to continue painting. Painting my life away! THEN someone knocks on the door. Clumsy (and startled!) me, I step backwards into the tray of paint... (Seriously?!?) then answer the door to a nosey meat salesman... wtf is going on around here?! Decided to stop painting at this point. will finish tomorrow.... sore all over! abs even! I can't believe this is only the first room. How will I ever survive painting all the others? How will the cat survive? (she has to spend the night at the vet's on O2) Then, get this: Ben comes home, says "wow, babe. the color is great! how did you get so much on you?" (it literally is everywhere! my hair, face, arms, shirt, shorts, bare feet and halfway my calf) then proceeds to ask why I didn't rent a paint sprayer from sherwin-williams. hmmmm, honey - maybe because in my hours of research you failed to mention that such an invention even exists!!! I think we will definitely be renting this so called paint sprayer for the rest of the house...